TIMEBOMB
By Wendy Tilby
My clock is getting faster,
I hope it’s just a hunch,
I just sat down for breakfast,
And now I’m eating lunch.
I went to bed at Christmas,
And woke up in July,
I’m getting very worried,
And need to work out why,
I fear I’ll soon be aged,
A senile OAP,
Is this the same for everyone?
Or just happening to me,
Send answers very quickly,
Or better, text instead,
Cos whilst waiting for the postman,
I might just wake up dead!!
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